Rakugo is the classical art of humorous story telling, in which the
story teller (the rakugo-ka) recites or acts the lines of the people
involved in the story. There are a lot of famous rakugo stories, of
which I want to introudce some here in my blog. Today I will introduce
the rakugo "Complimenting a Cow", or "Ushi home" in Japanese. It is a
very good example of how important puns can be for the comic of rakugo. It is also interesting to learn about the Japanese ideal of beauty when it comes to cows.
A father decides to send his son Yotaro to congratulate his uncle to
congratulate him on the completion of his new house. But Yotaro has
difficulties in remembering the correct set phrases, which are
important on such occasions and wich his father tries to teach him.
Instead of using the correct phrases, he mixes up some words with words
of a similar sound in Japanese, turning the sentence into a total
nonsense. For example Instead of saying "The ceiling of your new house
is build using delicately patterned wood from Satsuma (satsuma no uzura
moki)." he keeps saying "The ceiling of your new house is build using
sweet potatoes (satsumaimo no uzura mame)." Instead of pointing out hat
the walls are made of cypress-wood (hinoki), he praises it as fart-wood
(henki). When he is supposed to praise the fine "bingo"-style of the
tatami mats, he calls them "binbo" - which means cheap and worn out.
After
some time the father decides to write down the set phrases on a piece
of paper which he hands over to his son before sending him to his
uncle's house. He especially admonishes him to compliment the uncle on
an elegant knothole, which can be found in the kitchen and which the
uncle likes very much, and on his beloved cow. When complimating on the
knothole, Yotaro is supposed to give a complimenting advise to his
uncle: "Attach a lucky charm from the akiba shrine on the wall next to
it, so the hole in the wall will be spared from fire." When speaking
of the cow, Yotaro shall point out that the horns are pointing to the
sky, that the eyes are clearly watching the surrounding, that the nose
is wet, that the tongue is black, that the ears are small and that the
upper and lower row of teeth are in perfect disharmony - what a beautiful
cow.
Yotaro leaves for the house. Peeping at his piece of paper,
he somehow manages to compliment the uncle on the house's walls,
ceiling etc. But then, when he meets his uncle's daughters, he blurts
out with the words: "Her horns are pointing in the sky, her eyes are
clearly watching the surrounding, her nose is all wet, her tongue is
black, her ears are small and the upper and lower teeth are in perfect
disharmony." When it comes to the point that Yotaro should compliment his
uncle on the cow, the cow raises her tail and splashes a warm jet of
urine over Yotaro. He looks at his uncle and say: "You should attach a
lucky charm from the akiba shrine on the wall next to it, so the hole
in the cow will be protected from urine."
With these last words the rakugo-ka will bow and leave the stage.